There has been some mischief afoot in the land of You Go Girl. A full investigation was conducted.
Follow-up: Victim of aforementioned crime spree has mitigated the damages caused by the vandal(s). She is very thankful that she put a stitch marker in her project to keep her stitches from unraveling. If she had failed to take such a precaution, she fears she would be filing a Missing Hat report in addition to the other charges.
Suspect is still holding tight to the Miranda rule.