Firecrackers Aren't For Sissies!
Happy 4th of July! We will be spending the holiday and the rest of the weekend with family at the lake. It is always a good time...lots of yummy food, lots of family fun, and lots of children with matches and small explosives! Is this really a good idea? Two years ago, I finally let the triplets participate in the madness. The day was such a BLAST (pun intended) that it made the annual Christmas newsletter. Here's the excerpt:
Suffice it to say, it is always lively and lovely at the lake, and never more so than on the 4th of July. I love the 4th of July. Family, friends, parades, swimming, boating, picnic food...what’s not to love? I’ll tell you what’s not to love! The fireworks. Not the big ones that are professionally manned, but the little ones that are put into the hands of mere amateurs. Since when is it a good idea to let children play with matches and experiment with explosives? I thought I was going to have a nervous break down this year! At one point, I counted 14 children, ranging in age from 3 to 13, dabbling in fire cracker wizardry. The kids seemed to set up in three different camps. One camp was trying to light 50 smoke bombs while simultaneously sending a chicken that shoots fire out its hind-end hopping through the smoke. One camp was lighting firecrackers and quickly stuffing them down a manhole in the road to see if there was any flammable sewer gas down there. And the third camp of kids was exploding a bee hive with a complicated set-up of firecrackers laced together with a long fuse. To add fuel to the fire, Uncle Chris Tucker, who should never be allowed to play with combustible material, was parting my hair with bottle rockets. Enough already!!! When Becca came up to me to complain about a punk burn, all I could say was, "Firecrackers aren’t for sissies!" I didn’t comfort her like I should have. I didn’t help her ice it like a good mommy would. I didn’t even pat her head and say, "Be tough, little girl." Firecrackers aren’t for sissies...this is "Mother of the Year" material.
Now you know my shame! By the way, that is my favorite line from the movie NIGHT AT THE MUSUEM. A close second is, "I'm gonna shoot you in the dang eye!" Hey, I just realized that shooting someone in the 'dang eye' could happen on the 4th of July, too. Yikes!! I just might have another Calgon moment here!
Wishing you all a safe and happy Independence Day!
Cassie
By the way, it's not all wild at our house on the 4th. This was momentary madness. Be assured that we are usually smoke bomb and paper popper people. Really, it's quite safe. Child Protective Services need not be called. LOL















